Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday dear Bubba.

Happy Birthday to you.

Now make a wish and be sure to chug all the beers so it comes true!

When is Earl coming back?  I wanna drive over there to see if we can get a better view of the show but I don’t wanna get out of the hot tub!

We don’t spare no expense. Get out the good china tonight, we’re having a feast!

Please, put those things away! I think the zit on her face is almost as big as her boob!

This is Santa’s Elf that he keeps hidden. Can you blame him?

Do what?!?

You should be so lucky to have a stud like this!